(press play to play the video of this obscene charade)

Why do they do it, eh? Why? These poor Doppelgänger attempts by talentless star-wannabes? What is the point of dressing up to look like a famous singer - especially one as established as Madonna - and singing their songs on TV? Why don’t these Doppelgängers sing their own songs with their own identities?

Above is a classic example: Belen Esteban, a woman, having mated with a bullfighter and been dragged through the divorce ring, has dyed her hair, dressed to the nines in lycra and put on dark spex to imitate Madonna - but she hasnt even got the talent to keep the microphone in front of her mouth as she sings. And the choreography? She gets lost half way through!

The result is both hilarious and hideous in one. A nightmare. And that’s what I call entertainment.

And then, what of Belen’s thick Spanish accent? It sounds like she’s saying:

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Every little thing that you say or do
I tongue up, I tan up on ewe.
Waiting for your gold every nut and day
I fed up
I find a wig on you (x2)

Tyne goes by so sloly (x2)

Dont cry for me cos I find my way
Jewel wake up one day
By being…

Every little thing that you say or do
I sign up, I sign up on ewe.
Waiting for your cold every nut and day
I fed up
I try to sweat on you (x2)

Tongue goes by so sloly (x2)
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And what’s with the shoulder flashing at the end? Are the nude pix on the net not enough? Eh?