The world of mathematics has been proved wrong today by the UK government’s Carbon Footprint Calculator. Where normally one is greater than zero, with the Green “we’re the new Church of Dogma” Squad, numbers have a value of whatever you set them before conducting any calculation. 1,700, for example, actually has a green ‘value’ of 9 million-and-something point 5. Does it matter as long as it “proves” your point, i.e. pulls the wool over the public’s eyes?

What ever next? How about a Carbon Financial Calculator that turns your overdraft into a winning lottery ticket, or sends your bank charges back up the darkened passage they came from?

Yes, man-made global ‘warming’ believers, give us something we actually want for a change, and stop preaching from the bible of psuedo-science: we’re already too familiar with the religious attempt at brain-cell eradication of the public, do we really need to have a “scientific” attempt at it, as well?

Here’s the British government’s latest waste of public funds: Carbon Footprint Calculator. Go figure!

Computer Says NOOOOO!

I got this message the first few times I tried to access it:

Thank you for coming to see the Act on CO2 calculator. The calculator is proving extremely popular at the moment, so please come back shortly to calculate your carbon footprint and find out how to help tackle climate change.

Is this perhaps “proof” that it’s really all a sub-marxist invention?� The fact that we have to queue up to use it, reeks of the old Communist days, doesn’t it?

The government’s spin (unquestioned and unchallenged by the media) has been regurgitated here.� Now that’s what I call recycling!� Go gov!� Go gov!