If you ever want to know what tomorrow will look like, it’s often a good idea to listen to the cellular movements of today’s teenagers. With a mixture of blanket politically correct brainwashing and an panacea of laziness that can’t even be bothered to read the charters that call for us to be blown up on buses, we are truly doomed.

The justification for this Youth Ignorance is the age-old European moral sadism and the obsession with self-criticism. If others want to kill us, the cause is very simply and unquestionably something that we’ve done. What that something is though doesn’t really matter in the scheme of things, blaming ourselves is an easy-to-remember soundbite, and at the very least we just need to negotiate our way out of a 1400 year ideology of hatred.

Maybe some Labour spin and Big Brother soundbites are all these suicide bombers need to hear.

And wait! Didn’t we solve the 30-year-old Northern Ireland problem through “negotiation”? Where’s the Moral Equivalence Thought Police when you need them? (The fact that the IRA wasn’t based on an ideology that wanted us wiped off the face of the earth hopefully will never register on today’s children. If it does, our young might actually need to start reading stuff like the Hamas Charter that calls for the mass-murder of Jews. Heaven forbid tomorrow’s adults should actually research before opening their mouths!).

Believe it or not but the future will be one where the very word terrorism will be a morally equivalent blanket term for everything from suffragettes and Nelson Mandela to the islamo-nazi Muslim Brotherhood, Al Qaeda, and Hamas! The fact that there’s a difference between a cry for freedom and the abhorrent attempt to commit genocide and enforce mass conversion will be seen by our future young adults as a neo-con conspiracy against the liberal sadism of Eurabia. Now that’s a panacea!

So, are you sitting comfortably? Prepare to take a sneak preview into the future of terrorism. I can guarantee that you will be terrorised for the first 34 minutes:

Schools Question Time Terrorists’ Curriculum